And I thought Robot Unicorn Attack was nutty. Techno Kitten Adventure is fucking insane. If you’re playing it on your iPhone or iPod Touch and use Game Center hit me up, mmistakes. I need friends to crush.
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Is it normal to have a Foursquare discussion with a sales associate and then get a followup note mentioning it?
Anyone know if this Joaquin Phoenix documentary is suppose to be a comedy or a drama?
I wanna do it in surround sound. It’ll have to be in surround sound for Saturn to work.
Uhhhh… what?
Family of burn victims or hardcore knitting lovers? You decide.
(via Anywho, I digress…)
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Someone want to help identify the following “very popular techno song” for this girl? It goes something like:
dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun
err
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dundundundundundundundundundun
er er er er er er ER ER ER ER ER ER der der der der derrr
If you ask me, this sounds like a Jud Jud song or Longmont Potion Castle prank.
What the hell is this strange juxtaposition of Star Wars and Valentine’s Day all about?
(via Diesel Sweeties)
Adequate ways of organizing your feline collection?
(via The Daily Tail)
Mistaken identity or prank? You decide
- (585) 747-xxxx: Hey mike it's younis, I was wondering if you were interested in letting me borrow p90x or selling it to me. Let me know, I need to get in shape for rico's wedding
- Me: Huh? Younis? More like Whodis
- (585) 747-xxxx: Younis, Dave man
- (585) 747-xxxx: Sorry, I've never tried to contact you before
- Me: What's a p90x?
- (585) 747-xxxx: That exercise program you were on last year before st patricks day
- (585) 747-xxxx: Lol, sorry man did I catch you at a bad time?
- Me: Apparently. Must be all those grover loaves I've been eating
- (585) 747-xxxx: Lol, so let me know if you're interested in helping me out
- Me: Sorry man can't help ya. But I'm sure Mr. Gomez can hook you up. He's an extravagant man who deals in jewels.
Uhhhhhhhhhh……….
I bought this on Amazon because I am tired of searching in stores and paying high prices. I am also buying online because I am tired of running into people who are in their pajamas. What is up with that? Are they that lazy? Do they get out of bed and just go to the store without a shower? Are you with me, people? Do people go to work in pajamas? Beside bed testers, of course!
I didn’t even know it was Christmas… but I do know that this is pure genius.
